NCAAF Week 11 Aggregated Picks

Constituents! Welcome to Week 11 of NCAA football 2019!

The WiseGuys have had this week circled all year as the pound-for-pound best weekend of matchups outside of rivalry week and conference championships. There are a ton of marquee games this week and our WiseGuys have pinned some of them as potential moneymakers for the boyz this weekend. It is always a good week when we are giving out the big games and not a bunch of group of 5 garbage that kicks at 12AM EST.

So, with that being said, let’s get to it!

The state of West Virginia looks to set a new record in the amount of Grizzly straight, long-cut sold when the Raiders from Texas Tech come rolling in to Morgantown for an early kick. Shockingly the over/under on this game has been hovering around 58.5 all week also which seems astonishingly low for a Big 12 game. Both of these teams have underachieved to a massive degree all season and you have to wonder what is left to play for? Bowl eligibility is a possibility for both but I think WVU has mailed it in completely. Looking at the sideline the last few weeks, it appears Neal Brown has lost this team and they will be trotting out a new QB on Saturday. Take the Raiders on the road (and, as always, if you are close to a key number, buy that extra half point). 6 WiseGuys picked the Raiders, 2 picked the Mountaineers.

I’ve mentioned in here before but my entire family that lives in Pompano, holds season tickets to The U and I am lucky enough to be in a group chat with the tailgate team (shoutout #101Savages. Murda murda murda, kill, kill, kill!). While they believe the Canes are ready to come out and kill, many of our WiseGuys believe this could be a tough game for Diaz and the boyz. Louisville is a dangerous team and the sad truth is Hard Rock Stadium will be lucky to have 20,000 people in it for a noon kickoff. 7 WiseGuys on the Cardinals, 3 on the Canes.

Holy shit boyz! Words cannot describe how excited I was when I saw our picks come in and this game was close enough to consensus to dish out. The only problem… I think our WiseGuys are on the wrong side. But that doesn’t matter! You don’t come here for my picks, you come here for expert aggregation and that’s what I’m giving you dammit! The Game of the Year should be a close one. With Tua questionable and reports coming out of Tuscaloosa saying he looks ginger in practice, I am skeptical of what will happen on Saturday. Bet wisely – 7 WiseGuys are Bama, 3 are on Coach O and the Tigahs from LSU.

TEXAS IS OVER RATED. I don’t know how many times I have to say this but after the last few weeks, everyone should know this by now. These idiots in Austin (where I reside) have finally come back down to Earth regarding the reality of their situation and the facts of the season are this: Texas is a slightly above average Big 12 football team. Let me read you Ehlinger’s state line from the TCU game: 22/48, 321 yards, 2TD, 4INT. While the kid may have grit, he is not a unique talent and has failed in the spotlight on multiple occasions. KSU is hungry walking in to a 2:30PM kickoff after Texas has let all of the air out of their high hopes balloon. On top of this, Texas will probably lose at least two more games this year and this could be one of them. 8 WiseGuys on the Wildcats, 2 on the Horns.

6-0

Can’t even front, I don’t know shit about either of these teams but Lane Kiffin loves to cover. This is also the only complete consensus pick of the weekend with 6 WiseGuys on FAU, none on FIU.

YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOU’RE MOTHER FUCKING MIND IF YOU THINK OL’ TATER DIGGER PRUITT AND THE MOTHER FUCKING VOLS FROM TENNESSEE ARE GUNNA STEP IN TO LEXINGTON AND LOSE A FOOTBALL GAME TO THE WILDCATS. GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BABBAGE BULLSHIT!!!

In case you’ve been living under a damn rock for the last ~35 years, let me show you what happens in this game:

Tennessee does NOT lose this football game! Let me tell you why the WiseGuys are wrong AF real quick.

Step 1: Tennessee has vastly improved as the season has gone on and the team is playing with great confidence. Ol’ Skoal Can Pruitt finally has the boyz operating at a high level and above their potential and we have a MF quarterback in Brian Maurer that is ’bout to slang the fucking rock all over this weak ass UK secondary.

Step 2: Kentucky, frankly, isn’t that good. They’re bout to trot out a wideout at QB (Which they also did in 2011 when they beat us for the first time in ~25 years (but Derek fucking Dooley was our head coach and a complete moron so it doesn’t matter)) and Pruitt is about to outscheme the shit out of this team. You absolutely do NOT want to show up against Jeremy Pruitt with a one-dimensional offense and that’s exactly what the ‘Cats are about to do.

Step 3: Even though this seems to have dissipated over the course of the week, Mark Stoops was linked to the FSU coaching search. You want to play for a guy who is bout to leave you out to dry to move to Tallahassee? HELL NAH! These kids are shook a nd it will show on Saturday night.

My prediction – Tennessee strolls up in this bitch and absolutely beats the dog shit out of this pathetic excuse for a football team. As our generation’s Sinatra, YFN Lucci, so eloquently put it in his hit song Key to the Streets, “Tennessee might fuck UK’s hos and pay their billlllllllssssss!”

8 WiseGuys (morons) picked the’Cats, 1 WiseGuy picked the Vols. Do what you think is right.

SECURE. THE. BAG.